Star Wars can sell anything

I don’t know if you’ve heard: there’s a new Star Wars movie out.

That’s a joke. There isn’t anyone on earth who hasn’t heard about it. Lost Amazonian tribes can describe the latest trailer in detail.

While you can certainly skip the movie, there’s no avoiding the marketing tie-ins. I’ve noticed there are no limits on what could be promoted by Star Wars. Here’s a list of 10 products, 9 of which are being promoted by Star Wars tie-ins, either as special Star Wars versions of products or the same old products with random use of Star Wars to promote it. The 10th one? I made it up. Can you name the fake one?

  1. Cover Girl Makeup
  2. Trident Gum
  3. Fiat
  4. Ram Truck
  5. Jeep
  6. Hillary Clinton
  7. Dog sweaters
  8. Dial soap
  9. The NBA
  10. Balvenie single malt scotch

One thought on “Star Wars can sell anything

  1. Possibly H. Clinton? glenn s.

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