Greetings from down at your feet! First, let me say, thanks to Master for letting me write this guest blog post. Very big of him. And that monkey is very big. That’s his main quality. I’m like 25 pounds. My gorilla a hundred and seventy. The ape is huge. I guess that’s why he’s in… Continue reading Guest blogger: what I think of this whole “Training” thing — By Rosie
Dress up as Betsy Ross and go to a sewing bee. Prank call the queen: “do you have Prince Albert in a can?…oh, wait — that doesn’t make sense.” Put on a powdered wig and stand on a corner waving a sign for mufflers. Blow shit up. Eat watermelon until I hurl. Get dressed up… Continue reading 10 things I like to do on the 4th of July
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The network went down at work today. Down, as in no longer worked. Down as in no longer giving us our sweet connectivity fix. Here is a detailed timeline from the 4th floor offices as to what transpired, as a service to future anthropologists: 7:55 Red X appears over the network symbol in the task… Continue reading We are sorry, the network is down
My team is going on a work retreat soon, so to be a team player, I did some research on great team building exercises. This is going to be great! Top team building exercises: Survival of the Fittest Duck and Cover The Blame Game Donner Party Building Irrelevant Things “What Were You Thinking?” Us Against… Continue reading Trust falls are just the tip of the iceberg.
Hi, everyone! I’m told the secret to a good blog is to host guest bloggers once in a while. Since advice I get at writing conferences is never wrong, here goes: Ask an Existentialist By Alfonse Angst Dear Alfonse: I have a problem I hope you can help with. My boyfriend only wants to hang… Continue reading Ask an existentialist by Alfonse Angst